February 2011
3 tags
It's kind of sad..
…yet wonderful, how brownies can make the world better. Unless you’re dieting, then you’re like “OMG RIPPY STAB STAB”. However, you shouldn’t, just take a little piece and keep on truckinnggg.
Me vs. THE OVEN
OVEN: BEEEEEP
Me: Hold on...
Oven BEEEEEEEEEEP
Me: FINE,-presses stop.-
OVEN: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Me: MOTHER FUCKER.. -presses stop on timer-
Apparently shutting off the oven isn't enough, why isn't there an end all button.
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My sister... finishes my songs..
Sarah(sings): Oh, Darlin'....
Chey(sings): If you leave me...
Sarah: DID I TELL YOU TO FINISH MY SENTENCE??
Chey: Oh.. I was singing..
“My most favorite thing in the world, you are.”
– via Yoda translator :D
January 2011
So get your knees flexin and your arms t-rexin— do the creep.
Lolll
“She said “I’ve gotta be honest,
You’re wasting your time if...”
– Oh Dashboard Confessional, how I wasted my youth on thee. I wouldn’t change it <3 However my opinion still stands, depressed Carrabba is the best Carrabba.
Jabbababy
James says:
*woot woot very close
*then i shall take you in as my jedi padawan
Sarah says:
*hahaha
*you're a dork
*star wars references are pretty sweet still
James says:
*lol
*i was watching em recently
Sarah says:
*lol
James says:
*alllllllllll of themmmmmmprincessleiagoldbikinimmmmmmmm
Sarah says:
*she's like 50/60 now ;o
*Think of that in a gold bikini
James says:
*psh
*it's not about now : (
Sarah says:
*Put that in your pipe and smoke it ;o
*lol i keeed
James says:
*lol..
*: O!
Sarah says:
*she's fairly attractive compared to jabba
*however he's pretty hot
*so idk
James says:
*ahahah
*o bby
Sarah says:
*Jabbbbaa mmmm
How To Tell Your Baby Momma Is Crazy
runt-of-the-web:
Yup, that’s right: a soon-to-be mother made a Facebook page for her fetus.
bonerack:
new-speak:
bonerack:
My blog just...
