It's kind of sad..
…yet wonderful, how brownies can make the world better. Unless you’re dieting, then you’re like “OMG RIPPY STAB STAB”. However, you shouldn’t, just take a little piece and keep on truckinnggg.
Me vs. THE OVEN
Me: Hold on...
Me: FINE,-presses stop.-
Me: MOTHER FUCKER.. -presses stop on timer-
Apparently shutting off the oven isn't enough, why isn't there an end all button.
My sister... finishes my songs..
Sarah(sings): Oh, Darlin'....
Chey(sings): If you leave me...
Sarah: DID I TELL YOU TO FINISH MY SENTENCE??
Chey: Oh.. I was singing..
My most favorite thing in the world, you are.– via Yoda translator :D
So get your knees flexin and your arms t-rexin— do the creep. Lolll
She said “I’ve gotta be honest, You’re wasting your time if...– Oh Dashboard Confessional, how I wasted my youth on thee. I wouldn’t change it <3 However my opinion still stands, depressed Carrabba is the best Carrabba.
*woot woot very close
*then i shall take you in as my jedi padawan
*you're a dork
*star wars references are pretty sweet still
*i was watching em recently
*alllllllllll of themmmmmmprincessleiagoldbikinimmmmmmmm
*she's like 50/60 now ;o
*Think of that in a gold bikini
*it's not about now : (
*Put that in your pipe and smoke it ;o
*lol i keeed
*she's fairly attractive compared to jabba
*however he's pretty hot
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