Brothers On A Hotel Bed - Death Cab for Cutie
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned...– John Locke (via afternoonsnoozebutton)
Andrew Largeman: I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day!
Sam: I'm not innocent.
Andrew Largeman: Yes, you are! That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!
Mark: Man... that's the most worked up I've ever seen you.
Sam: He's protecting me.
Andrew Largeman: So?
Sam: He *likes* me!
Andrew Largeman: Don't be cute.
Sam: He's my knight in shining armor.
Andrew Largeman: Don't talk about knights around Mark, it's a sore subject.
Mark: I'm gonna kill that motherfucker!
Andrew Largeman: Pun intended?
‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...– Jk. Rowling (via theearthturns) SHE. IS. A. GODDESS. (via imaslytherinbitch) This.
I tremble… They’re gonna eat me alive… If I stumble… They’re gonna eat me alive…
My coworkers are turning our office into a zombie...