October 2011
I ain't no bitch.
Britt (To Sydney her two year old daughter): You look like Paris Hilton.
Sydney: I ain't no bitch.
Me: Ugh, what did you say?
Sydney: I ain't no bitch.
Britt: OMG, she just said that.
Me: Well.. you did call her Paris Hilton..
Lol apparently my friend and her husband have been walking around saying "I ain't no bitch, because they copy someone from Hells Kitchen. Apparently their daughter caught on, it was way too funny.
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